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How I became a Children again (Warning: lame post)

Hey beautiful readers (Ok legit, without u guys this so-called blog wouldn't be a blog)
So today (October 18th Wednesday 2017), I went to a coffeeshop (hawker centre) at like 9.30am to have my breakfast. I went to some Thai store to try this dish called "Green Chicken Curry" which I've been wanting to try for a long time. But a Chinese auntie (informal way of calling Women) working at the Thai store told me "don't have Green Chicken Curry yet. 10am.". So I was like Ok fine, I'll just eat at a noodle store beside. And I ordered this noodle dish called "Shredded Chicken Hor Fun", which costs $5. And this is how the story starts; I passed a $5 note to the uncle (informal way of calling Man).

And he said, "It's only $4.50 for children~^^" and returned me 50 cents change..?!?HUH?

Ok, I agree I was wearing this kiddish Star Wars shirt I bought in Hong Kong, [My Hong Kong trip Experience] which looks like this ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓
me_in_children_shirt_with_fams,jpg

But the reason why the uncle's sweet words caught my attention was because, I'm not a child.
Just a short introduction of myself. I turned 20 this year (FK), and just to give you guys an idea of what my age is;


Yeo Jin Goo; August 13, 1997
Top 1997 Korean actor
(He's my friend!! I wish..)

Jung Kook; September 1, 1997
Top 1997 K-pop idol, BTS
Life's not fair guys

Camila Cabello; March 3, 1997
Give it to me I'm Worth It-

Chloe Grace Moretz; February 10, 1997
Top 1997 actress in the world
the Kick-Ass' Hit-Girl

Alan Walker; August 24, 1997
I'm sure you know his songs:
Faded, Sing Me To Sleep, The Spectre
All Falls Down, Alone

Tom Holland; June 1, 1996
Just a year older than me,
and is a Marvel Superhero
Gosh..

BlackjackBoy; October, 1997
Loves musics & movies,
makes random videos sometimes,
has inferiority complex in many areas

SO, you guys now have an idea of how old I am, and how some of those stars mentioned above are living their lives (but that's fine, those celebrities of my age are inspiring me to not give up!!self-comfort). And today, a nice uncle working at the noodle store called me a "children~^^" and gave me a 50 cents discount. Hmm some of you guys may be like "Wth that's it? U just wasted my time u doucheface". But no guys, I find this quite amusing, being a 20 years old, and getting a discount on food as I looked like a child (supposed-ly).

It was a nice day, as today might probably be the last time being called a "children~^^", so here I share this joke news of today.

Thanks for reading guys,
Have a good day,



Regards,
SeungJun
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